buthed: *deletes all ur captions before reblogging post*
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped
uoa: My internet addiction is getting alt of ctrl
Mom: What are you doing on the computer?
Me: Just on tumblr
Mom: Can I see?
Me: Sorry it just disconnected
touchmykittykat: Are you picturing me naked? ⚪ yes ⚪ no 🔘 bitch i might be
Anonymous asked: What music app do you use on your phone?
I think all gay men are extremely lonely people.– A poignant moment on Taxicab Confessions. (via burnout-velvet)