GUESS WHO’S GOT A DATE THIS FRIDAY
well not me but someone out there probably. you go pal.
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”